Death . Don't Touch Me Pin

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Our 1" circular hard-enamel DON'T TOUCH ME pin is designed for those who hate everyone else. Don't touch me, don't talk to me, keep on walkin' pal. 
Designed to radden-up the sad space on your collar, lapel or pocket of any jacket, vest or denim-anything ... fuck, if they're close enough to read it, it's already too late. Best worn while drinking in packs, avoiding eye-contact and small-talk.
Hard-enamel (not soft, weak plastic bullshit), with a copper-clip designed to hold the fucking thing on throughout even the grabbiest of situations.